Posted on 12/07/2004 1:21:48 PM PST by Johnny Allright
I don't know if any of yall watched it but it was great.
You see im a huge fan of Larry the Cable Guy and I herd he was going to be on Jimmy Kimmel live I had to see that but then I found out Michael Moore was going to be on there too and I was like holy crap this is going to be good.
So Moore came out and said the same thing Bush lied Bush lied and Bush lied and then Larry came out now he did shake hands with Moore but I exspcted that now Larry did a couple of jokes and then looked over to Moore and said I got a bunch of buddies that want to kick your ass Moore replied breen'em on. And then Jimmy asked had Larry ever seen Farenhient 9/11 Larry said I got three copys to put under the couch to keep it leveled alot of people laugh at that joke even Moore laugh and some jackass boooed. Larry said he aint into that kind of movie he then said that he voted for Bush and that he's a big Bush fan and he did couple of more jokes and he was giving a copy of Farenhint 9/11 by Jimmy and when the show was going on commercial he threw it over his shoulder.
I hope some yall saw it cause it was the funniest thing I had ever seen.
My favorite Larry the Cable Guy quote:
If guns kill people, then I'm going to start blaming my pencil for my spelling mistakes.
I've got one he can have.
That's Ron White in the 1st pic.
That's Ron White in the 1st pic.......
For me ...He's the funniest guy on the Blue Collar commedy tour. If I've had two beers he makes me feel like I've had five.
Moore replied, "Bring 'em on?"
Man, he's into self-humiliation as well. I'm sure Larry knows some ol' boys that would kick Puffy-boys butt all across the Red states.
I like Ron too-he is such a smart a$$! Larry the Cable Guy is the only one I have seen perform live, and the next day I had sore muscles from laughing!
My sister's got moles all over her face.
Not as funny as grandma in the Bass Pro Shop.
I'm one Blue State Guy who thinks Larry the Cable Guy and Blue Collar TV are the funniest schticks on TV.
Was this on today or yesterday?
They arrested her for stealing a duck call and some stink bait. The robe she was wearing didn't even have any pockets.
There is the funniest man alive.... Ron 'tater salad' White! I get tickled just thinking about his act. ;9)
Proud to be from the hometown, national headquarters of BPS.
Good way to ask out a girl in high school:
"Hey, ye wanna go to Bass Pro and look around?"
Jimmy is about as funny as his namesake.
Girls there are real women. I like sporting goods stores, and I also love to go to Lowe's to sniff the lumber.
Larry is awesome. They used to have him on the radio here in Cleveland on a segment every weekday morning. I'd tune in just to hear it. When the Blue Collar comedy tour came out I couldn't wait. To me the two funniest guys were Larry and Ron White.
The TATER!!!!
I got thrown...out of a bar...in New York City...
Now, when I say thrown out I don't mean that someone came up to me and politely asked me to leave......
I don't know how many of em' it would have taken to whoop my ass.....but I knew how many of em' they were gonna use. That's a valuable piece of information right there.
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