I agree. My pastor, from when I was a kid, told me that Drums are The Devil. So I became a Bass Player instead. Then, he told me that "Bass" was just a euphemism for "Hell" and so I became a guitar player. He then told me that playing guitar was like musical masterbation, and I would go to Hell.
I play the Triangle, now.
That's the worst. You are hosed, my friend.