"He hasn't a conductor! He hasn't a conductor!"
I have seen those stupid videos so much that I can tell you which one is Henry, Gordon, Thomas, Buckwheat, all of them. The producers are going to have to do an extra 50,000 years in Purgatory for that.
Somehow I doubt that. Thomas is based on The Railway Series by the Reverend W. Awdry. I agree with the sentiment, though! My son's favorite character is James the red engine...