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His life continued this way careless, illogical, one big, happy, “share”. Until the year 2032. In 2032 orangutans took over the planet, and it was no movie.
Now the year was 2046, the blue sky, green, and A equaled B. UnitDavid255’s existence had changed immensely - Homosexuality had become the norm among the human race, partially justified because of finding it in zoos and in nature. However natural selection had its way and the human race declined. And orangutans ruled the roost. Now humans existed only in zoos and in small bands in the wild. But the orangutans were more and more turning towards decadent behavior including homosexuality, and were justifying it in unusual and illogical ways. They had since 2039 kept some humans in zoos. Lo and behold in 2045 gay (but unhappy) orangutan zoo bosses discovered that homosexuality in humans occurs. Many gay and lesbian orangutans took guided tours of the zoo in Follyland and were so thankful to be reassured that homosexuality is a natural phenomenon that happens throughout the human world. The male humans that “went nuts for each other” were found to be arousing but they did stink. The Sodomite Star newspaper reports Dr Freakenhuis said: "When homosexuality in humans was first discussed, it was thought not to occur, but perverted humans simply respond to their own nature. They do not have the complications of orangutans. Homosexual humans are not regarded with suspicion by their own species. There is absolutely no rejection of homosexual companions, like you often find with orangutans."
What soothed homosexual orangutans consciences even more was the discovery that humans in the wild also indulged in homosexual acts. (I should say here that it is my understanding UnitDavid255 was not one of the humans observed behaving this way. That was just a rumor started on the FreeOrangutans bulletin board run by a stunning, blond, orangutan named WarOrango.) Researchers in Sumbuttra spotted acts of ruthless sodomy between two pairs of male humans, near the town of Hairybuttra. It is was the first time sodomy has been seen in humans in the wild. Dr. Elizadunce Dog, a researcher from the Bronx Zoo-based Humanlife Conservation Society, has published her research in the American Journal of Humantology. She said: "It's disheartening that we're only now beginning to learn of the full range of behavior among these “highly intelligent” humans, yet they are vanishing faster than any time in history."
So being very intelligent creatures homosexual orangutans were taken in by the logic, if humans commit sodomy why cannot we? And why should we suffer persecution from homophobic orangutans? What happened next was legend. Some orangutan started posting pro homosexual stupidity on the FreeOrangutan board. And he didn’t stop, even though the other orangutans pointed out the glaring flaws in his posts. They were so dumb - we orangutans should be able to engage in sodomy just because HUMANS do??? And besides, any orangutan with a brain knows the function of a rectum. The posts got so bad WarOrango created a special area called to The Closet. But it didn’t have a very good door, the smell was getting out. Warango hired an orangutan to put a Vent Fan on The Closet routed directly to the nose of the offender. That did it. He finally went limp. All the those smells rendered him unable to ever defend stinky sodomy again. The End.
Thanks. This is great!