Posted on 12/06/2004 9:04:42 PM PST by quantim
I was wrong.
I was certain it was going to be about
a very tailored search engine to
seek out AVAILABLE BIMBOS
at every locale.
Holy crap!
I said it in jest but search "tiananmen massacre"
It returns the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the first few results and only one result that mentions it in passing. A total whitewash of the event. No wonder Bill Clinton loves this. It clears bad events from history.
Good one.
"Democrap", hehehehe love that toooooooo.
I bit too, blush. "Search to no avail" has not yet failed me.
Does it have a lot of pop-ups?
Now maybe he can help find all of those documents Sandy Burger stole.
exactly my thoughts. and he must be searching for more ways to sell out America.
When I searched, the damn thing didn't even work.
This was my result:
HTTP Status 503 - Servlet accoona is currently unavailable
If it's a searh engine, perhaps it can be used to find all those asians who fled the nation rather than testify about their knowledge regarding Clinton's campaign finance violations. Once it finds them, it could be tasked to find him a dark cold cell, suitable for his housing for the next thirty years.
This is their great AI:
A check-box.
How to Supertarget™
Accoona gives you the ability to use Artificial Intelligence technology to "SuperTarget"™ your searches. "SuperTarget"™ is the term used by Accoona to describe the search features that enable searchers to highlight specific terms within the search query.
The ability to "SuperTarget"™ a search is valuable to all Internet users who want to be able to focus their search to individual words within a query. This technology allows users to efficiently find their way through the billions of pages published on the Internet.
How "SuperTargeting"™ Works
"SuperTargeting"™ depends on sophisticated Artificial Intelligence technology but Accoona makes this feature easy to use. Accoona adds another step in which you see the words you typed in your search query appear separately with a box next to each one. All you have to do is put a check into the box that contains the most important word or words in the phrase.
For example, let's assume the search term you are using is "Discount Diamond Jewelry." If you are most interested in paying a low price you would put a check in the "discount" box. If more than one term is more important you can check additional boxes. Providing this additional search information takes only seconds as it provides Accoona Artificial Intelligence technology the information to find more relevant results for you.
Is Slick Willy still on the Chicom payroll?
You can bet on it!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you going to do?
Is there anything this piece of slime won't do for a dollar?
Funny thing about this search engine... if you type in "Whitewater", or "Rose Law Firm," or "Lewinsky" you get 0 results...
I just tried to search my tagline on this domain and got the same error. It remains #1 on Google.
Victory is not relative, it is absolute. And that goes for search engines too.
Accoona Corp
China and Clinton, could we even trust it??
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