I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to make this abandonment of our beloved Mr.Goat in a "less" devastating factor.
Well, it ain't working.
You are going to have to come before the Canteen Distress Tribunal. (As soon as I get enough members that are equally distraught!)
YOU SHOULD BE SORRY!! I can tell you aren't. UGH!
Mr Goat NEEDS a girlfriend!
He's in a destructive mood lately.
Knocking down the POW flag, banging on front door.
Etc, Etc
Going to neighbors houses Etc
He NEEDS a girlfriend to sow his wild oats.