How in the world do you drive a porch?
HEY BUB, I'll (Hiccup!) drive whatebber I wan't 2! NOW GET OFF MY CASE, ALREADY! I got headache from this half-assed moonshine and ex-girlfriend jus called me up to say I..."LOOK LIKE AN UGLIER, FATTER, BALDER VERSION OF HER PET GERBIL, HEATHCLIFF!"
(Stumbles into SUV. Runs over Lizzie Grubman while backing out of thread. Speeds to the nearest Houlihan's.)