Rate-a-Troll
| Criterion | Your Score (1-10) | Comments |
| "Supporting" the troops while denigrating their chain of command | 0 | No "support" at all. Hose 'em! |
| Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal | 2 | Only a hint of conspiracy |
| Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule | 2 | Likely copied verbatim, but may have been translated |
| Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper | 0 | Self-loathing upper-class white male won't do |
| Class warfare | 8 | Oh yeah! |
| Waiting long enough after sign-up to post | 10 | Excellent! A whole week! |
| Naderite corporation-bashing | 0 | Not a smidgen |
| Number of times "administration" is used | 0 | presidency, regime, but no joy here |
| Exclamation points | 1 | Sad, no real passion at all. Just empty cynicism |
| Misspelled words | 1 | And even it's borderline |
| Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals | 4 | More insult than condescension |
Total: 28
Pretty much a waste of your time, not even in the top ten. Next post, try something from France, they're generally more strident.
A 28!?!
Pretty LAME !
See post #107 for troll rating system. As you can see, it's a totally different system than the one we use for regulars on vanities. This is quite advanced, though I don't believe we could handle such intricacies and complications. We're a simple people.....