[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

I can't wait to watch Max Combined's view change when it is his wife that is felt up.

Or how about when Max himself is "felt up"? Do they "feel up" the men? Or is that a privilege reserved only for the women? I don't fly, which is why I'm asking.

[Max Combined]

"I don't fly, which is why I'm asking."

You can go to the TSA site and read the regulations. Men are also subject to being patted down with the back of the hand.