What? Do you work for the airlines?
You do know, don't you, that there are many other ways to travel in this country without having to submit to a Federally-mandated groping, right?
Did you know I can charter a plane and not have to put up with it?
I can drive, take a bus, or take a train.
With a pilot's license I can lease a plane and even carry a gun onboard.
You do work for the airlines, don't you? That might explain why you're so bitter and irrational.