That is both amusing and frightening.
It's also the truth. Shortly after I moved here I was hired at a grocery store on the bad side of town essentially as a hired thug. Two weeks into this job Two of the local bottomfeeders came to cause trouble. I guess on their way to the store they had hassled two older black ladies using the telephone in the parkinglot. I wound up fighting both of the bottomfeeders in the parking lot. I put one in the hospital and beat the other pretty badly. The whole time the ladies were cheering me on.(That's what you get for messin with old people!) The cops got there, recognized the bottomfeeders and one by one the cops took me to the side to shake my hand.
I love Kansas.