597 posted on 12/06/2004 1:41:33 PM PST by PureSolace
(A Conservative bases his politics from his morals, and a Liberal bases his morals from his politics.)
After recently going through a divorce last year I confided in a friend about the lack of quality contacts I was making with the ladies. She suggested a personal ad, so I said what the heck. Here's what I put in the paper.
44 Y.o. Conservative,good cook,non-smoking,over worked,under paid,big teddy bear type losing his fur. DWM. Seeks a lady who doesn't have a problem with any of the above. Sense of humor a must.