FLASH!!! NEWS RELEASE FROM REUTERS!!!
The French soldier who held himself hostage has been returned to active duty in the French Military. He has been made Commandante of their White Flag manufacturing facility in Vichy, and has been commissioned for special duty as a Hostage Crisis Negotiator.
His first practical assignment will be to turn himself over to Muslim extremists and negotiate for his own release.
"His first practical assignment will be to turn himself over to Muslim extremists and negotiate for his own release."
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