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1 posted on 12/05/2004 5:24:09 AM PST by billorites
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To: billorites

You owe me a new screen! I can't quit laughing....




2 posted on 12/05/2004 5:27:46 AM PST by mtbopfuyn
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To: billorites
"He was thinking that everyone was his girlfriend. That's how bad it was and he was going around just trying to take off everyone's clothes."

You don't need mushrooms to do that.

5 posted on 12/05/2004 5:32:29 AM PST by beyond the sea (I know beyond a doubt ...... my heart will lead me there)
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To: billorites

Sounds like the Heinz diet.....soak 7 mushrooms in gin for seven days....eat one a day for seven days....shazzammm... you turn into a liberal.


6 posted on 12/05/2004 5:33:07 AM PST by Mobilemitter (We must learn to fin >-)> for ourselves..........)
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To: billorites

"Rememberrrrrrr....what the dormouse saaaaaaiiiid.....feed your he-e-eaaaaaaaad......feed your he-e-e-eeaaaaad...."


7 posted on 12/05/2004 5:33:17 AM PST by NRA1995 (Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
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To: billorites
"He was thinking that everyone was his girlfriend. That's how bad it was and he was going around just trying to take off everyone's clothes."

He's lucky; he could have come across a homosexual who would have been happy to comply...
8 posted on 12/05/2004 5:37:52 AM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: billorites
Stupid is as stupid does.
 
 
*Now kiddies take note if your an idiot with a low IQ now,
drugs are going to make you into a mindless freakazoid.

9 posted on 12/05/2004 5:39:42 AM PST by Rain-maker
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
Eric Fass, freshman, says,"He was thinking that everyone was his girlfriend. That's how bad it was and he was going around just trying to take off everyone's clothes."

Not a fun-gi to be with.

10 posted on 12/05/2004 5:47:13 AM PST by martin_fierro (THE FUNGUS AMONG US)
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To: billorites
Gee whiz, guys, lighten up ~ it's just the Holiday Seasons

Amanita muscaria © Michael Wood -- Click to Enlarge

11 posted on 12/05/2004 5:47:59 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: SmithL; Shermy; Alia; OK; Vinnie; tet68; dighton; ladyinred; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day

Mycophile ping.


12 posted on 12/05/2004 5:54:36 AM PST by martin_fierro (THE FUNGUS AMONG US)
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To: billorites
"He was thinking that everyone was his girlfriend. That's how bad it was and he was going around just trying to take off everyone's clothes."

Have You Seen Her
The Chi-Lites

(Eugene Record/Barbara Acklin)

Ah...ah...ah...ah...ah...ah...
Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...
Ah...ah...ah...ah...ah...ah...
Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...

One month ago today
I was happy as a lark
But now I go for walks
To the movies, maybe to the park

I have a seat on the same old bench
To watch the children play, huh
You know tomorrow is their future
But for me just another day

They all gather ‘round me, huh
They seem to know my name
We laugh, tell a few jokes
But it still doesn’t ease my pain

I know I can’t hide from a memory
Though day after day I’ve tried
I keep sayin’ she’ll be back
But today again I’ve lied

Oh, I see her face everywhere I go
On the street and even at the picture show
Have you seen her
Tell me have you seen her

Oh, I hear her voice as the cold winds blow
In the sweet music on my radio
Have you seen her
Tell me have you seen her

13 posted on 12/05/2004 5:55:17 AM PST by csvset
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To: billorites

Farout,man,like you think he could score me some of them shrooms,man


16 posted on 12/05/2004 6:10:42 AM PST by Uncle Meat
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To: billorites

OK< I must post the whole song:

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head


17 posted on 12/05/2004 6:34:27 AM PST by NRA1995 (Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
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To: billorites

Years ago, as teens, some friends of mine and myself went to a "cool adult's" (he was all of 20 years old) house. He was brewing some special tea. It was "shroom" tea. Not only did I eat mushrooms, I drank the tea as well. After all, we were told that it was "natural" and that Mother Nature wouldn't have put them here if they would harm us. Having never done any type of hullucinogenic drug in my life the experience was very frightening to me. I remember praying and telling God that if He would let me survive that that I would never ever touch anything like that again. He did and I haven't. We were very lucky to have only "tripped". We could have died. How very stupid we were. I hope these kids will be ok and learn from this.


32 posted on 12/06/2004 6:23:51 AM PST by PleaseNoMore
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To: billorites
Police says there are between five and six acres of woods behind Mitchell College and it took a state police blood hound to track that student down.

Those tracking dogs are trained to look for spoor.

33 posted on 12/06/2004 6:29:33 AM PST by asgardshill ("We march by day and read Xenophon by night.")
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