this is very self revealing on Mo's part. obviously she is bitter old spinster shrew with no kids to have shared christmas joy with and it is eating her alive that the Douglas family is all curled up together with their eggnog and designer stockings enjoying santa and gifts.
And you know she originally wrote "Balls" not Face, as the part to be ripped off.
I agree. I read this tripe and I thought "this woman needs a stiff one more than any woman ever born" and I wasn't talking about scotch either.