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Jingle Bell Schlock (Dowd hates Christmas)
The New York Times ^ | 12/05/04 | Maureen Dowd

Posted on 12/04/2004 2:10:20 PM PST by Pokey78

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To: TaxRelief

Actually, I was referring to a Christmas parody song. I do those every year.


181 posted on 12/06/2004 5:47:42 PM PST by doug from upland (Vietnam Vets: FINALLY -- welcome home, heroes)
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To: politicalmerc

what does she look like.........anyone post a picture?


182 posted on 12/06/2004 6:02:21 PM PST by Collier
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To: CaptainK

..and she wrote "scarf down", instead of scoff down, which I believe, is correct.


183 posted on 12/06/2004 6:06:03 PM PST by Collier
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To: nutmeg

Actually, I enjoy reading about the pain and misery liberals like Maureen Dowd feel when we celebrate a traditional festivity - whether it's Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, or Independence Day... these people seem to literally get sick. Maybe it has something to do with being a liberal. :-)


184 posted on 12/06/2004 6:40:56 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: doug from upland

Your parodies are great, but I thought Modo would just hate Silent Night. (Much too mellow for her...)


185 posted on 12/06/2004 6:50:13 PM PST by TaxRelief (Merry Christmas!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Great graphic Meek!! I can't stand her.


186 posted on 12/06/2004 7:34:04 PM PST by potlatch (Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.)
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To: potlatch
Thanks. :^)

Me either.


187 posted on 12/06/2004 7:36:38 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP! ©)
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To: TaxRelief

The song is done. I will be posting JINGLE BELL ROCK.


188 posted on 12/06/2004 8:11:28 PM PST by doug from upland (Vietnam Vets: FINALLY -- welcome home, heroes)
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To: speedy
I think MoDo is either on the verge of a complete breakdown or a political conversion.

Or perhaps both?

189 posted on 12/06/2004 8:15:19 PM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: Pokey78
Let's all sing and stick it to her --- JINGLE BELL SCHLOCK
190 posted on 12/06/2004 8:21:11 PM PST by doug from upland (Vietnam Vets: FINALLY -- welcome home, heroes)
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To: Collier

See my post 71.


191 posted on 12/06/2004 9:05:59 PM PST by politicalmerc (To get Rejected Stickers http://www.tdowc.com/store/catalog)
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To: Pokey78

Scroogette


192 posted on 12/06/2004 9:10:12 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (This is your budget. This is your budget on the Drug War. Any questions? [eno_])
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To: Clara Lou
A daddy figure? That's the only thing that I can come up with.

You're thinking of a relatively normal person, not a denizen of Hollyweird. More than likely, marrying Douglas acquired Miss Zeta-Jones the connections and publicity useful in advancing her career.

193 posted on 12/06/2004 10:38:14 PM PST by Siamese Princess
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To: Pokey78

Someone said on Rush's show that Dowdy needs a conservative man in order to be happy. I disagree.

What she wants is some cheating cad like Bill Clinton - someone who can convincingly bite his lip and act repentant while diddling employees half his age.

Why? Because Clinton symbolizes everything feminists believe about men - that they are insensitive cheating louts who sweet talk and con every pair of boobs they can get their hands on and feign sorrow only long enough to gain temporary forgiveness so they can cheat again.

You see, if a conservative man of conservative values came into her life and shwed her love, honor, respect and some good old-fashion manly virtue, she couldn't deal with it. It would upset her worldview and cause her to question every stereotype she believes in. All the stuff the Sisterhood has programmed into her.

She can't have that. What she wants is somebody who reinforces those stereotypes by being the lying cheating cad she just knows deep down that all men are.

So she'll continue to buy carefully-chosen Christmas gifts for men who only pretend to love her until they find somebody better (shouldn't be difficult).

Meanwhile, Maureen can snuggle up with her Pulitzer at night.


194 posted on 12/06/2004 10:56:46 PM PST by Tall_Texan (Let's REALLY Split The Country! (http://righteverytime3.blogspot.com))
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To: Pokey78
No, I know why she hates Christmas. Look, not one mention of Jesus Christ and His Blessed Mother in the entire column! Did they ever read the Gospel of St. Luke in that "traditional Irish household"?

In our traditional Irish household, women slaved and men were waited on.

Yeah, while we slave our arses off the rest of the year to give you women all you enjoy!

Feminists.

195 posted on 12/07/2004 11:01:19 AM PST by MegaSilver
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To: MisterRepublican

Oooh, thanks!


196 posted on 12/07/2004 11:02:07 AM PST by MegaSilver
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To: Pokey78

197 posted on 12/08/2004 2:20:31 AM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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