Posted on 12/04/2004 1:50:28 PM PST by chasio649
You make your dogs ride in the back of the pick up, you heartless bastard. I admit it is hard to steer sometimes when you got two dogs licking your face and the cat sitting in your lap.
And thats the difference, the North doesn't care about anybody.
I didn't know Texas A&M was in the South, I thought it was in New Jersey.
Iheard someone at the gym say this about the TV Weather and it's so true:
1) It will never be as cool as they say it's going to be.
2) It will always be hotter than they say it's going to be.
Love your rules. I'm not a native Texan, but a wanna be!
I would have to classify Hispanics as being from the South.
And we don't care how superior the North thinks it is.
Screw You, we're from Texas,
Screw You, we're from Texas,
Screw You, we're from Texas,
We're from Texas,
Screw You.
Well at least we have a culture down here.
Yeah, right. You people shouldn't be arrogant about your snow driving abilities because everybody know that y'all forget how over the summer and the first time in the fall it's like nobody ever drove on snow before. Takes till the end of January before you figure it out again.
My experience in rural Oklahoma didn't end so nicely. Our car sank on one of those wet, red clay roads near a river. We had two small children with us, and my husband and I just couldn't push it out, we were sunk about mid-hubcaps.
We walked to the nearest (also ONLY) house nearby, and there must have been 6 or 7 big, strapping adult males there. We told them our sad story.
"Jis a sec!" one replied, as he went into the house. He returned with two shovels, handed them to us, and they all went back into the house.
Must have been game day!!
I can tell you are a Yankee because you can't even spell Damnyankee.
Ain't Texas the place where the Mexican Army took away some little church or something and the rest of the South had to help get it back?
I have personally seen that defense applied on several occasions, some not even going to trial.
I have diven up North in the Summer time and nobody can convince me Yankees CAN drive.
This is great but it is making me homesick!
And don't forget, In the south you can say anything you want to about anyone as long as you follow it with "Bless his heart"
"He's so stupid. Bless his heart"
"You're the ugliest person I've ever seen. Bless your heart."
"You're not too bright are you. Bless your heart"
"You're not from 'round here are you. Bless your heart."
Because approximately every 10 years the Yankees decide to send us a real humdinger such as the ice storm of '82 and the blizzard of '93. In '82 Birmingham was totally shut down for 5 days and the same in '93.
In '93 I had 17 inches of snow on my back deck and since we don't have snow clearing equipment even 4 wheel drive vehicles had real problems going anywhere.
Well "Bless yo'r Heart", for remembering that. Remember, "Well bless his little pea picking heart"?
And you got to have extra toilet paper when the toilet freezes.
and always take at least a "no thank you" bite.
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