Rate-a-Troll
| Criterion | Your Score (1-10) | Comments |
| "Supporting" the troops while denigrating their chain of command | 10 | One of the best! |
| Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal | 2 | "Dark purpose" simply isn't sinister enough |
| Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule | 10 | Probably took hours |
| Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper | 0 | Need a lot of work here |
| Class warfare | 8 | Good, but likely too stealthy for most of us buck-toothed rednecks to detect. |
| Waiting long enough after sign-up to post | 0 | Same day. No good! |
| Naderite corporation-bashing | 5 | Only once that I saw |
| Number of times "administration" is used | 6 | Average, but that's good considering most trolls can't spell it properly |
| Exclamation points | 0 | You'll just have to resurge your hunger and aggression |
| Misspelled words | 0 | Dude, get some more bong hits before typing! |
| Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals | 8 | Almost MoDo territory! |
Total: 49
Not so good. Try better grass, more indignation and just wait a week after signing up. Maybe even post a couple of "LOL!'s" to Dubya-positive threads before publishing your Jeremiad. It'll work next time!
Please rate this one. We need a good average this time.