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To: theblindhog
Concept shamelessly stolen from aMorePerfectUnion

Rate-a-Troll

Criterion Your Score (1-10) Comments
"Supporting" the troops while denigrating their chain of command 10 One of the best!
Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal 2 "Dark purpose" simply isn't sinister enough
Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule 10 Probably took hours
Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper 0 Need a lot of work here
Class warfare 8 Good, but likely too stealthy for most of us buck-toothed rednecks to detect.
Waiting long enough after sign-up to post 0 Same day. No good!
Naderite corporation-bashing 5 Only once that I saw
Number of times "administration" is used 6 Average, but that's good considering most trolls can't spell it properly
Exclamation points 0 You'll just have to resurge your hunger and aggression
Misspelled words 0 Dude, get some more bong hits before typing!
Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals 8 Almost MoDo territory!

                                                                                             Total:  49

Not so good. Try better grass, more indignation and just wait a week after signing up. Maybe even post a couple of "LOL!'s" to Dubya-positive threads before publishing your Jeremiad. It'll work next time!

34 posted on 12/04/2004 10:44:29 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; Conspiracy Guy; ...

Please rate this one. We need a good average this time.


41 posted on 12/04/2004 10:47:00 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad
LOL! I like it!
Good work!
59 posted on 12/04/2004 11:15:45 AM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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