Zotanamogate

[Guillermo]

The movement is gaining momentum.

Mohammedans living in the US, fortunately for them, live among the most tolerant people on earth, by far.

But our tolerance will only stretch to certain limits.

[Cultural Jihad]

The movement is gaining momentum.

Cool. Ping me when they rescind the Bill of Rights and embark on their Final Solution.

[Guillermo]

I suspect you'll get a knock on your door before that.

[Cultural Jihad]

I suspect you'll get a knock on your door before that.

Would be glad to introduce any Brownshirts to the muzzle end of the 2nd Amendment.

[Guillermo]

Yeah, just like all the Japanese did in the internment camps.

[PA Engineer]

Do you chase parked cars?

[aMorePerfectUnion]

 

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[piasa]

Halabi and Yee are both connected to Syria- if they are getting leniency, it isn’t because they weren’t guilty as hell- they were- it is because of political aims regarding Syria.

[piasa]

Why did Syria and two individual spies with Syrian connections suddenly become so important?

Sankei Shimbun, a Japanese Daily, reported on 7th (of May, 2004), "In Ryongchon Blast, Syrian engineers were killed and wounded. A wagon carrying a large cargo had a particularly heavy damage, revealed on 6th (of May, 2004) by a military news source who has great expertise on Korean matters." According to the source, "the content of the cargo is unknown. However, after the accident, N. Korean military personnels in protective suits arrived at the scene, and recovered the remains of the destroyed wagon. We strongly suspect that the accident occurred while transporting a top-secret cargo between N. Korea and Syria."