[Jim Noble]

White liberals, angered by white conservatives’ lack of racial solidarity with them, yet bereft of any vocabulary for expressing such a verboten concept, pretend that they need gun control to protect them from gun-crazy rural rednecks

Bing-bing-bing-bing!

We have a winner!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"White liberals, angered by white conservatives’ lack of racial solidarity with them"

nope, this Redneck's got no time fer no sodom-narity with them elitist white fancy folks. Me 'n' Clarence Thomas is goin' duck huntin'