HAHAHA Nailed it.
I'm so pretty!
I'm so pretty!
First time I heard that clown, my skin crawled. And that was before he deep-ended. If you tried to manufacture a more pretentious person, you couldn't come close.
And his fake-hominess is so sickening. An elitist trying to sound like a farm boy. Kind of like listening to sports on NPR, though infinitely worse.