What if it actually looks kinda like Richard Chamberlain in Shogun? Would you be honest and admit it, or put it up as Jesus on your pastrami sandwich on e-bay?
I would probably put it up as a Richard Chamberlane sub sandwich myself. Why should Jesus and Mary have the corner on the miraculous sandwich market? The little guy has to break in somewhere. Besides if I said it was Richard Chamberlain and I tried to pass it off as Jesus, I might...well.. you know... like go to hell.