Florida Kerry supporters meet for group therapy

Boca Raton News ^ | November 2, 2004 | Sean Salai

[LibSnubber]

If you even mention religion, their faces turn blister-red...

Sounds like shock therapy time.

Sounds like they need an exorcist!

[perfect stranger]

"Most are registered independents and all live in Palm Beach County."

And they voted for Pat Buchanan in 2000.

[Hi Heels]

"“Bush is breaking up marriages and dividing families...."

Sounds like someone had an uncomfortable Thanksgiving....

[Blast_Master]

No, those were the ones that voted for Pat Buchanan then all went out of the voting booth down to the beach to come to the realization they had meant to vote for Gore and had made a mistake.

[Blue Highway]

[Lancey Howard]

According to AHA officials, symptoms of PEST are similar to post-traumatic stress disorder. They include nightmares, sleeplessness, hostility, listlessness, and emotional outbursts including threats to leave the country.

“The media outlets, especially Rush Limbaugh and his ilk on talk radio, scare our patients to death,” said Gordon, facilitator for the meetings. “More than anything else, people with PEST tremble physically.”

LMAO!!! Schadenfreude BUMP!
Stress can be devastating to a person's health. If these Democrat nitwits are not careful, the stress may lead some of them to early heart attacks, ulcers, and even cancer.

[Clemenza]

I thought that Orlando (mid state) is now Puerto Rico del Norte.

[Lancey Howard]

Unlike Schooler, the AHA is a registered Florida non-profit and its therapists do not charge for sessions. Conservative talk show hosts Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh recently offered their own “free therapy,” irking the AHA counselors.

This is one of the funniest articles I have read about the misery of the Democrat losers.
Simply excellent! I can't stop smiling.

[Lancey Howard]

The Boca Raton News first reported on Nov. 9 that depressed Florida Kerry supporters were seeking trauma therapy in the wake of the Nov. 2 presidential election. One Boca psychologist alone, Douglas Schooler, eventually treated 20 Kerry voters with intense hypnotherapy — for a sliding fee.

The trauma specialist, whose bills were covered by clients’ insurance companies, was later accused by some colleagues of unethically “cashing in” on the misery of Kerry voters. In interviews with the Boca News, Schooler said many of the Kerry supporters had visited him for severe mental problems prior to the election.

This article is so loaded with great stuff it's gonna get bookmarked so I can go read it every time I need a smile or a hearty laugh.

[Hi Heels]

"emotional outbursts including threats to leave the country "

Could someone get the door for these poor folk?

[danamco]

The Dems are just plain nuts

I’m scared,” said one man. “Democracy is at stake and nobody is rising to protest this president.”


“The media outlets, especially Rush Limbaugh and his ilk on talk radio, scare our patients to death,”


Well, I believe that 60+ million cast their protest clearly, but it was against the liberal agenda, and they will do it again in 2006 and 2008 so they better get enough mental help to smell the coffee in the future. Does Medicare pay for that?
Rush just offered to help them with his counseling!!
LOL!!!

[danamco]

Why is there such a huge lunatic fringe in Florida, and why does it come out of the woodwork every time the moon is full? My oldest daughter's in-laws live there, and they seem to be quite normal-are they the exception? ("we all know you're out there-you're in hiding, and you hold your meetings...")


I tell you why! Florida is an influx of different people from all over the country. When Miami Dolphins is playing there's more fans for the other teams! My wife is a native Floridian and that species is very rare here. My in-laws are "kool-aid" lib drinking democrats. We didn't see or talked to them for a whole week after 11/2. Tomorrow is the first time we have them over for dinner, however, we gathered together on Thanksgiving at my wife's brothers house, and NOT a peep about the election was discussed, which is not normal in this family. Depression for a week or more, YES!!!

[potlatch]

[Mark17]

Florida Kerry supporters meet for group therapy

Are they also making plans to leave the country? I hope so.

[Jorge]

I printed this article out and brought it to work today to pass around. Everybody was laughing.

One guy was laughing so hard, he just couldn't believe it was a real newspaper article. He thought it was a joke.

[danamco]

No, those were the ones that voted for Pat Buchanan then all went out of the voting booth down to the beach to come to the realization they had meant to vote for Gore and had made a mistake.


NO! It all started with Bob Wexler before the polls closed!!!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[perfect stranger]

It does sound like they all fit a small profile.

[devolve]

Very nice!

[Grampa Dave]

"In interviews with the Boca News, Schooler said many of the Kerry supporters had visited him for severe mental problems prior to the election."

This is just a confirmation of my favorite time for them, Lunatic Rats or Liberals.