[Do not dub me shapka broham]

IN THE YEAR...2000:

What were once routine elections, which were more often than not, decided by the electorate and not black-robed tyrants, will be changed forever...WHEN ALBERT GORE JR. GOES ON THE RAG!

[eureka!]

Al Gore and the rats did change history in 2000. Not because of some raggy attitude, but because of the naked, all encompassing lust for power. They want it back and will stop at nothing. Hence, it is most important that the elections are not even close so that the judges have no say. So far, so good, save for SD and the WA governor's race....