A Vermont Teddy Bear
A two month supply of Cortaslim
A membership to eHarmony.
Any other good suggestions?
I've heard that Sean Hannity has a book or two out. Also, I've been hearing that The Virginian-Pilot newspaper is running a holiday special on two-year subscriptions, although their coverage of Philadelphia-area news may be a bit scant...
Re #7 - I hope you've got a pre-nup and a good lawyer, Mate!