[Larry Lucido]

So, the ancient Greeks were twisted lefty commie scum? The bastards!

[AntiGuv]

The Spartans were definitely twisted commie scum, but their population and economy suffered a dramatic collapse long before the birth of Christ. There's probably a moral to that story..

[Oztrich Boy]

So, the ancient Greeks were twisted lefty commie scum? The bastards!

Maybe, but as 25 Greek lawyers will tell you, they weren't poofters.