Sheik: Allah sent giant spiders to combat U.S.

Worldnet daily ^ | August 27, 2004 | Staff

[marmar]

The drugs he is smokin must have been real good this time around..... Giant Spiders.........OH MY!!!!!!!!!!

[MamaTexan]

GEEZ! And I thought the brown tarantula we have living by the goat shed was big!

[TheBigB]

Find a copy of the Mystery Science Theater version. It'll make you laugh til your stomach hurts. :-)

[balk]

Holy smokes. I thought spiders gave me the creeps before. I think I would bananas if one of those jumped on me!

[marmar]

I killed plenty of the camel spiders but mine were usually smaller then me. about the size of a golf ball....so I took my size 6 foot and squished it......Giggle

[darkwing104]

Wow...this guy must got a hold of some good drugs.

[michaelbfree]

You can't eat those - they're intelligent, like fish!

[blanknoone]

killed women, children and youths

We didn't get any armed young men? None at all? Could have fooled me, as well as over a thousand so called insurgents.

[reagan_fanatic]

What the Sheik didn't elaborate on is that these were barking spiders.

[mcshot]

Excellent point!

mc

[P220]

[rdcorso]

And the Mujj said these words just before falling dead,There is no God but God.No kidding.

[jriemer]

Tell the Sheik, we've defeated worse.

This movie was really a 'documentary'.

[TRY ONE]

The Sheik got his facts a little wrong. What he meant to say:

Sheik: "Allah ran out of 72 virgins/martyred and he sent giant spiders instead."

[Doogle]

ROTFLOLPMP

too funny


Doogle

[angkor]

People are being generous when they say Arabs are stuck in the 7th century.

One of the top engineers in Pakistan's nuclear program had a part-time hobby: to harness the power of jenies to produce electricity.

"A more public example: One of two Pakistani nuclear engineers recently arrested on suspicion of passing nuclear secrets to the Taliban had earlier proposed to solve Pakistan's energy problems by harnessing the power of genies. He relied on the Islamic belief that God created man from clay, and angels and genies from fire; so this highly placed engineer proposed to capture the genies and extract their energy."

How Islam Lost Its Way: Yesterday's Achievements Were Golden; Today, Reason Has Been Eclipsed
By Pervez Amir Ali Hoodbhoy
Washington Post, Sunday, December 30, 2001; Page B04

http://ontology.buffalo.edu/smith//courses01/rrtw/Hoodbhoy.htm

[derllak]

Okay, enough of those icky spiders already! Anybody got any pics of those knights in white satin? Now that, I'd love to see!

[Publius]

Shelob?

"Wait until she sees them. We hates Americans, we do, my precious. We leads them to her. (Gollum gollum.)"

[SampleMan]

Do they taste like crab?

[schaketo]

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