It's really hard to do, as they create their own fertilizer, constantly.
Super Strength Weed Killer may be necessary in such cases.
He certainly missed the bus on this bit of crap:
"The descendants of the narcissist New Agers are the narcissist Republicans. People with too much money and too little character, all sensibility and no sense, all nostalgia and no history."
As a lifelong liberal, and city person, my disgust with the Democratic Party started before Bill Clinton destroyed it, while at some civilian gatherings I would have to endure the BS from some stoned out social x-ray holding a rock telling me to get out of Vietnam...they destroyed the Democratic Party and if Keillor thinks they are Republicans then he needs to get out of Southern Canada asap and find the real United States.