[Barlowmaker]

Happy Birthday Nan. You are one of FR's real treasures. You're the only one who makes sure Maggie comports herself like a lady - not some cursing jarhead - around here. ;^)

[WVNan]

Thank you Barlow. Yep, Sistah Maggie has been a major task for me since infancy, but Mama always told me that Maggie was headstrong and that I would have to hold her down. It's not easy, but somebody has to do it.

[LadyX]

"Happy Birthday Nan. You are one of FR's real treasures. You're the only one who makes sure Maggie comports herself like a lady - not some cursing jarhead - around here. ;^)"

WHAAAT???!!
My knight in shining armor speaks thusly
about the LadyX??

Oh noble straddler-of-the-globe,
do not tempt me to turn into

|:>)))