KLATOO BARADA NICTO!
One man says at the breakfast table as he listens to the news, Why doesnt the government do something? Thats what Id like to know. A second man answers, What can they do? Theyre only people just like us. The first man replies, People my foot, theyre Democrats. The second man again answers, Its enough to give you the shakes. (Source: The Day The World Stood Still, 1951)
How about "Bah Weep Grah-Nah Weep Ninny Bon?"