I hope you stick around. That quote is one of my new all-time favorites. You get points from me for your witty sarcasm.
If the same quote had been typed by one of the pretentious long-timers here, there'd be much guffawing and high-fiving going on. Since a newbie typed it, the same self-important veterans got their widdle feewings hurt. Too bad for them.
*snort*