OKers, thanks!
Maybe now I can get my socks back.
Weird.
I always put in a pair of socks, and only one single sock comes back out.
It's like some random portal opens up and abducts the other sock.
Whew! Thanks! The Book of Armaments said RUN too, but in frilly, olde-tyme letters and all.
In return, serious advice from The Wiz:
Check the inside of your other clothes for the missing sock. Static electricity is a strange and powerful force.
I have a four drawer chest that is filled with odd socks. I know if I throw them away....the very next day I will find their mates.
Hey...maybe some of your socks got caught in the worm-hole and are now at my house.