[Redcloak]

First, you must be logged in. Focault's Pendulum can help you with any technical issues that arise from the log in process. Second, you must have a beeber. Furthermore, it must be set to stune. Thirdly, and this is quite important, do not attempt to carve your initials into the moose with the sharpened end of an Interspace toothbrush. It will bite if you do this. Moose bites can be nasti. Finally, replace your mouse with a cheese wedge.

[mystery-ak]

You forgot in all emergencies to *shower*.......

[WildTurkey]

First, you must be logged in.

I didn't log in today. How do I log in?

[sausageseller]

Hey Reddy,

You been busy? No blog updates lately.