ZOT! How does one contact a Free Republic "representative?"

And now you're "One of Us".

(I got the Anti-Submarine Warfare treatment myself a few times early on. Depth charges and Mk46 torps.)

Of course, true malice is shown when I start playing such songs as Niel Diamond's "Turn on your heartlight".

Hey, I just wear a helmet....Full body armour slows me down.

I think this about sums it up:

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I'm not dead...I feel Happy...I feel haaappppyyyy!

What did she fall into ?

Though not apparent at first, she eventually lands in a big pile of cash!

Zotted by Darksheare himself and survived... wow.

I am impressed by your perseverance. Keep up the good work.

Wagner DIED? Dang, when did that happen?

That I can do! Thanks! Now if I get the marquee thing down I would feel smarter.

I feel so loved!!!

If only listening to long-haired music would make your hair grow that would be ok.

Is a Zot anything like a Zit?

Prophet of Doom : Islam's Terrorist Dogma in Muhammad's Own Words

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The CLASH OF CIVILIZATIONS AND THE REMAKING OF WORLD ORDER

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I remember when I was new here...I learned what "I'm new here" meant real quick. I joined up, posted something without knowing how or even what the rules were, got flamed mightily and then got banned. I got my posting priviledges back after a fellow Freeper vouched for me. Mr. Robinson never explained why and after a while, I figured out on my own that I had made some pretty major mistakes.

What did I learn? I learned to shut up and learn how to do this before posting again. I learned that Free Republic isn't here just for "fun"...it's pretty serious business a lot of times. I learned what "ping" and "BTTT" meant by watching, although someone probably would have been nice enough to explain it to me had I asked.

I guess I could have copped an attitude, posted an opus and gone away in a huff. I'm glad I didn't. I'm glad I calmed down and learned how this place works. I sure have benefited from it's wealth of information and great community.

Dark has a great arsenal of zots, something for all occasions and then some.

Oh my..!....;)

Hey (((((Meg))))))

:-)

Well! That's a *little* of topic...

Heck then most of mine would always fail I use outlook express at home and cut and paste my replies they make for neat posts

You could not be so inhumane as to play a Neil Diamond tune, say it ain't so.

Sounds unfair to me.........

We're doing a recount on your ZOT vote. There are many provisional ballots and unclear blogger intent ballots cast.

There seems to be a "blocking" device that will not allow me access which states "due to unsuitable content, website access is not available."

The "unsuitable content" line raises a big red flag. From where are you trying to access FR where you see this? If its at work or at school, it could be your work or your school doing the blocking. If you're seeing it at home, contact your ISP and find out if they have some sort of content blocking on your account.

[ He gets extra points just for sheer cheekiness. ]

I guess.. Straight out in your face.. obviously not a RINO..

I get a picture of Richard Simmons sitting in a dentists office in a Rabbit Suit, trying to be appear normal.. just before Easter.. engaging in reparte' about chocolate eggs and proper flossing techinques..