Oy! I need a roll of paper towels to wipe up all that dripping sarcasm from JohnHuang2's essay! (I love that story, too. Poor Tuh-RAY-zuh, dragged into the limelight for so long. Her feet hurt, she's tired of wearing pantyhose, and she just wants a nap. Can somebody get that poor woman another bottle of gin? Oh, and some raisins. Please, please, she must be praying, don't let John win any recounts!)
ROFL! Oh the humanity!
I'm glad I'm not the *only* one (more like around 61 million of us) that noticed that Terrrrrrraaayyyyyyzuh seemed to think this whole ordeal was about *her.* What a moron.
Because of this, we have given up all Heinz products, including their delicious Heinz 57 sauce. It was hard, but I can't support that woman's gin-soaked raisin habit!
:-)