I'll be traveling during the Christmas & New Years holidays. I'm going to wear two girdles with metal links, my tennis shoes with metal eyes, underwear with metal and lots of jewelry. I shall be beeping continously with a smile on my face.
By intentionally wearing all that metal, all you will do is slow your progress through the security area, as well as your traveling party. You might even be tossed on a list as a potential troublemaker.
The goons won't care and may even take you aside for an interview and to further review your luggage for their troubles. You won't achieve a single thing.
Your better bet is to drive or take a train to your destination. Send photocopies of your gasoline receipts or train tickets to the airlines with an explanation of why you didn't travel with them.
Good luck with your trip,
~ Blue Jays ~
Man, the ways some people get their cheap thrills! You look forward to the groping, eh? ;O)
Don't forget to get a couple of piercings where they won't show. ;o)
I'll get that jewelry on EBay as soon as the TSA inspectors unload it! Hope it's something my wife will like!
Remember Ann Coulter's rave about her sterling bullet pendent, and the TSA guy going "Christmas Shopping"?
Just be prepared for the consequences.
Yeah. . .have fun as you are stripped nekked. . .
You are an idiot.