[JustPlainJoe]

Where's Andy Kaufman when you need him?!?

ladies and gentlemens.... LATKA GRAVASS!!!

[pissant]

Heck, send in Janine Garofalo and Whoopi, and threaten to keep them on the air unless people vote. 99% turnout will result.

[Semper Paratus]

"Just flew in from Fallujah by Allah are my arms tired."

"Take my wives, Please!"

[JustAnotherOkie]

Too bad Rodney Dangerfield isn't around.

[Bob Mc]

Baghdad Bob?

[thoughtomator]

...so the one burkha says to the other, "Boy, they blow up so fast these days."

(*rimshot*)

[wideawake]

This Udai may be funny, but no Iraqi caused me to have a heartier chuckle than Udai Hussein on his last day on earth.

[MHT]

The return of the Iraqi stock market? The reopening of Afghan golf courses? Now comedy? Contrary to the picture painted by the press, sounds like life is not only getting back to normal but better than before (not to mention schools, electricity, running water, and women in public).

[JesseHousman]

Stupid Irqais! Can't spell worth a damn.