[headsonpikes]

That'll teach me eh?

I'm afraid nothing could penetrate your iron-clad skull.

I'm convinced you're a Quebec Separatist troll, attempting to stir ill-well between English-speaking nations.

But then, I'm the suspicious sort.

[laotzu]

"But then, I'm the suspicious sort"

No. You're the threatening sort.

Is there anything special I should wear? Fishnet? Latex?

Be firm, be proud, be rough!! This is a typical, welcoming Texan you have threatened. Impress me.

[laotzu]

"Your ignorant slurs are beginning to irritate me. And you do not want that. Believe me."

Your threat has gone limp, and flacid. You had me all exited too.