I'm afraid nothing could penetrate your iron-clad skull.
I'm convinced you're a Quebec Separatist troll, attempting to stir ill-well between English-speaking nations.
But then, I'm the suspicious sort.
No. You're the threatening sort.
Is there anything special I should wear? Fishnet? Latex?
Be firm, be proud, be rough!! This is a typical, welcoming Texan you have threatened. Impress me.
Your threat has gone limp, and flacid. You had me all exited too.