I coundn't resist.
Posted on 11/30/2004 7:20:30 PM PST by twas
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Is it in HiDef?
I coundn't resist.
All this for only $14.95 a month. Oh well, let's trust the ACLU to protect them when the pogroms start.
I come home from work...to get rid of my frustration, I get a little exercise (beat the wife with a whip)...what fun...man, can that b*tch scream...she's a great gal...
then I bugger the kids and the family goat...ah...that is so relaxing...
then I sit down for a little TV (tonite on AlJazeera...some reality TV...you know, "Infidel Beheading"...I love it)...by now I am beginning to nod off...
I love America!...
...Of course, I will love America more when all these infidels are Dhimmis, but until then...
Oh yeah, beam it on in Muhammed - here's hoping the real God takes your satellite out of the sky you bozo's
Look on the bright side, can you even imagine a Muslim soap opera? Four wives, 25 children, a herd of goats and a camel! It could get interesting.:)
The lineup doesn't include Al Jazerra, for now.
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
Now you are trying to insult me...you know a camel is a low MPG vehicle...I think I will call the ACLU right after I bugger the camel...
"I Dream of Mujahadenie"!
"Sulemains Island"
"My Mother the Car Bomb"
"Afghanistan Now"
"Renegade Mullahs on Wheels"
"Disco Dhabi"
OK...my doctor, Asam, gave me some free samples for Cialys...I might be able to manage a herd...man, what a happy bunch of goats...
I think I might join the green party...
I don't know about anyone else, BUT, I have had my fill with these 'fun loving' Muslims. We have had an education about these people that would fill libraries in the last 20 years. I think that it's time to move on and talk about a group that might really have an affect on our lifestyle. How about the Liliputians? Now that's a group that you have to worry about???
Thank you for your insightful comment, oh faithful one, but we must ask if you are buggering the camel in the proper way. For correct instructions inquire here.
"How to earn Money----Steal it from someone Else". (Leave the inventions to the infidels. We can always steal their ideas and call them our own). Be like Mohammed--rob a caravan and extort bribe money and extort bribe goods.
"Learn how to use Infidels as common Laborers". (We men of Allah are too important to engage in labor other than in killing or torturing people).
"Use the Freedoms of the Infidels against Them". (We have to demand the rights from them that they claim to have for themselves).
"Keep our Muslim youth in Line with Allah". (Teach them that Islam is the Master Race for all of Mankind)
cheese and crackers...I am an infidel...they will cut off my wee-willy-winkie, it has betrayed me..
good-bye little willie...say hello to Hillary...I only wish Wee Willie and I had stayed in the old country
...I might have never been caught..."you too, Willie"
The future is certainly bright...unless you're a goat...haha
Heck you can probably see bootleg broadcast of films like Wag the Dog and Fahrenheit 911 while they are still in the theaters.
And no more having to download the lastest Islamonazi snuff video from the web, get the full video live in your living room...
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