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To: nickcarraway

I think seniors deserve a break. Let them be.


2 posted on 11/30/2004 4:10:54 PM PST by SteveMcKing
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To: SteveMcKing
I think seniors deserve a break. Let them be.

No. Old people sex is icky, like homosexual sex. On those grounds alone, we should ban it. Yuck.

Old people should have kids, raise us, and never have sex again. In fact, we should have a right to virgin birth. We should have the ability to safeguard our parents' dignity, much like men in Muslim countries have the right to safeguard their female relatives (from choosing to have sex, on pain of death).

Nursing home employees should carry cattle prods and such to break up the disgusting fornicators. The only sex in nursing homes should be between young employees there.

Old people owe it to us to end their lives in chastity.

8 posted on 11/30/2004 4:20:47 PM PST by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: SteveMcKing
"I think seniors deserve a break. Let them be."

I agree.

The kind of "compassionate conservatism" you espouse probably won't play very well among the mob who've collected at this august forum over the past few years, though.

Be that as it may, I'm sure no one's taken into account seniors would lose a sizable percentage of whatever meager retirement monies they're receiving if they were to get married.

In which case, it'd be our very own government's severely screwed up tax policies that'd in reality be promoting the the old timers to live in blasphemous sin, wouldn't it? ;^)

Of course the stone throwers?

...they'd never admit that.

25 posted on 11/30/2004 4:36:58 PM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: SteveMcKing

What exactly is the point of getting married when you're over 65? Kids are out of the question. Chances are one spouse will suffer a catastrophic illness before the other, and then the survivor gets to spend their nest egg keeping the other alive (for a little while longer). And of course the kids won't be happy about splitting the inheritance with their parent's new spouse. Why not live in sin?


28 posted on 11/30/2004 4:49:24 PM PST by rbg81
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To: SteveMcKing

No doubt someone will suggest that AARP now stand for,
American Association of Retired Philanderers


36 posted on 11/30/2004 5:36:26 PM PST by yer gonna put yer eye out (Get'in a PhD in my jammies)
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To: SteveMcKing
I think seniors deserve a break. Let them be.

I agree. I don't see the point in getting married after a certain point in life.

60 posted on 12/01/2004 12:55:32 PM PST by najida (Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.)
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