I propose exiling Jiffy Javenella solely on the basis of his name.
Indeed. Jiffy Javanella sounds like a character on Spongebob or maybe Aquateen. And he's 27...who married a 58 year old guy...who had a cockofomy...and now...just damn.
The "javelin" is gone now.
Please respect this woman for what she now is -- a man with no penis.