[RightWhale]

Conspiracy theorists are part of the conspiracy. There is a conspiracy to make us believe there is a conspiracy, and by the clumsiness of the conspiracy theory conspiracy to thereby discredit the conspiracy so we do not believe there is a conspiracy.

[elbucko]

...thereby discredit the conspiracy so we do not believe there is a conspiracy.

And this in turn proves that there is, indeed, a conspiracy.........;^)

[Billthedrill]

You're one of Them, aren't you?