Some conspiracy theorists elect to ignore the truth

Chicago Sun-Times ^ | November 30, 2004 | RICHARD "DOPEY" ROEPER SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST

[Chi-townChief]

Our friend Dopey actually has a couple lucid moments in this column which, oddly enough, was a few pages before Jesse Jackson's squeal: Something's fishy in Ohio

[goldstategop]

Richard Roeper is the first liberal to write who's not a victim of Moore's Disease. We can be thankful the rest of the Left hasn't caught on yet.

[RightWhale]

Conspiracy theorists are part of the conspiracy. There is a conspiracy to make us believe there is a conspiracy, and by the clumsiness of the conspiracy theory conspiracy to thereby discredit the conspiracy so we do not believe there is a conspiracy.

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

There are still plenty of unanswered questions about Vince...

[sdcraigo]

"To this day, there are people who believe...Vince Foster was murdered"

Well, DUH! Because he was murdered!!!

[elbucko]

...thereby discredit the conspiracy so we do not believe there is a conspiracy.

And this in turn proves that there is, indeed, a conspiracy.........;^)

[Quinotto]

These people see a conspiracy ONLY because Kerry didn't win.

[maestro]

Some conspiracy theorists elect to ignore the truth .....

right!

Exactly what is the difference between the truth and the accepted facts?

Go Bucs!

[Billthedrill]

You're one of Them, aren't you?

[RightWhale]

No, when I conspire, I prefer to conspire alone.

--slide guitar riff while standing on your table kicking your drinks

[RightWhale]

You are obviously TOGETHER.

[weegee]

The drunken rabble who make up DU and Michael Moore's fan base were amusing to the Democrats who wanted agitators to denounce Bush every day.

Now that they are sufficiently out of power (and increase in GOP seats in the House and Senate), they realize it only hurts their party more at this point.

Even Michael Moore turned in a "disappointing" performance on the Tonight Show according to the quotes in DU Funnies today.

[weegee]

Funny though. I thought we were the "elite liberal media," acting in concert. If we're the elite liberal media, why are we conspiring with the White House to ensure George Bush's fraudulent re-election?

The left considers the mainstream media to be "biased to the right" because they are owned by big corporations (no joke). They prefer the business model of a media source such as Pravda under the Soviet Union. So much better when the State owns the media (like much around the world).

[weegee]

Still undecided? Consider these facts on Bush (BARF AND LAUGH ALERT) (Dopey Roeper, Nov 2, 2004)

[weegee]

Among Dopey's "Truths":

Never adequately explained that mysterious bulge in his back.

Goebbels would be proud of this lying liar who tried to manipulate the masses.

[weegee]

More of Dopey's own conspiracy "truths":

Never fully explained his National Guard Service, and stood mute as Republicans produced factually challenged ads attacking John Kerry's war heroism.

The Big Lie. Tell it often enough and it becomes the truth.

F. Democrats. Rats lie.

[cripplecreek]

It appears that Dubya "got to" Roeper.

LOL

[dljordan]

No, he wasn't murdered. He drove to Ft. Marcy park with a hole in his head and traveled 50 yards without leaving any footprints to where he fell over and shot himself again with a pistol no one has been able to trace while leaving no powder burns. We had a murder like that in Nashville a long time ago where a guy shot himself in the back several times.