See? They're indefensible. We need lava-lamp control NOW. A five-day waiting period and a license to lava.
That one was an ASSAULT LAVA LAMP! It looked funny, had a bayonet lug, and an extended magazine. Just a smaller version of the Assault SUV's that attack children all the time.
29 posted on 11/30/2004 5:21:22 AM PST by Gorzaloon
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