[Oreo Kookey]

If I receive one of those cards I will return it with the Gospel message included.

[KateatRFM]

The underlying message cries out for an artist rendition not of snowflakes but of Herod.

[Campion]

If I receive one of those cards I will return it with the Gospel message included.

I would return it, by registered mail, with the nastiest, goriest, and most awful dead victim of abortion picture I could find.