What the hell is your problem, bud? There's nothing "decrepit" about anything I've said.
Oh, I get it. Anybody who disagrees with you is "decrepit."
I wonder if the newspaper should be required to verify if all dearly departed have ~really~ "gone home to be with the Lord". Or... if everyone "dedicated to his work" was really just a "sonofabitch to work for".
The ironic thing for me in this is that when my Mom died, our local paper did run free obituaries out of the news department and maintained editorial control. They edited the obituary I wrote, changing my carefully chosen words to say something else that wasn't ~as~ accurate. I was furious that they did that and called and complained bitterly that my mom's permanent record was now wrong. They have paid service now, and don't claim any editorial control over content.