Damn Seattle. Never any sun. Nuthin' but rain and coffee shops. The place is like some stinkin' dump Anchorage took! Course as an excellent father and role model (see my obit!) I had to kill the girls. I couldn't let them grow up and be free and loving people who would just end up in this eternally raining river of phlegm. What? So they could grow up depressed and and then kill themselves anyway??. Hell, I did'em a favor!
That's me, Stevie Byrne! All around great guy and psychotic! Truth be told, there's a lot more like me just waitin' to pull the trigger. We always take the ones we love with us. Thoughtful, huh?
...you know...I had an awful thought about how those two little angels in heaven would feel if they knew their daddy was burning in hell....