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Calvin Klein Signs John Kerry for New ‘Remember’ Fragrance (*SATIRE*)
TCOBnow.com ^ | 11/28/04 (i think) | TCOBnow.com

Posted on 11/29/2004 12:21:04 PM PST by cowboy4life80

Calvin Klein Signs John Kerry for New ‘Remember’ Fragrance (*SATIRE*)

NEW YORK – Both quickly becoming faded memories of successes past, Calvin Klein signed Sen. John Kerry in a new fragrance deal for a cologne called “Remember” that is targeted to men and will feature the Democratic presidential contender in its ad campaign, which hits major cities Monday.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: calvinklein; ck; colognedeal; johnkerry; kerry

1 posted on 11/29/2004 12:21:05 PM PST by cowboy4life80
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To: cowboy4life80
"Essence de Cow Pasture"
2 posted on 11/29/2004 12:22:43 PM PST by msnimje
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To: msnimje

Eu de FlipFlop


3 posted on 11/29/2004 12:24:25 PM PST by wvobiwan (Touchdown! Suckers walk...)
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To: cowboy4life80

Or, Eu de War Hero.


4 posted on 11/29/2004 12:25:29 PM PST by wvobiwan (Touchdown! Suckers walk...)
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To: cowboy4life80; Tax-chick; JoJo Gunn; MeekOneGOP; 4ConservativeJustices; Gabz; GVgirl
The Unbearable Lightness Of Being...A Dork:

John Kerry, A Memoir.

5 posted on 11/29/2004 12:32:57 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

ROFLMPJO!!!!!!!!!


6 posted on 11/29/2004 12:46:19 PM PST by Gabz
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To: cowboy4life80

AAAaahhhhh, the smell that is seared in my mind.


7 posted on 11/29/2004 12:50:02 PM PST by fish hawk
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To: cowboy4life80
"Buy this scent for someone you don't like!"
8 posted on 11/29/2004 12:50:26 PM PST by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: cowboy4life80

STINK BOMB!


9 posted on 11/29/2004 1:03:42 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: anniegetyourgun

The smell of fakery in the morning...


10 posted on 11/29/2004 1:10:42 PM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Eau de Monkey Fart.


11 posted on 11/29/2004 2:00:46 PM PST by MinstrelBoy (What will you do without freedom?!)
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To: msnimje

My.. he's sexual, athletic.. an' without a trace of self-consciousness! His buttocks are sublime!

12 posted on 11/29/2004 2:22:30 PM PST by frankenMonkey
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Arrrgggh! I HATE that author. He's awful!


13 posted on 11/30/2004 10:56:53 PM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: GVgirl
You took the words from my mouth.

HEY! GIVE ME MY WORDS BACK!

Pretty please, hmmm?

14 posted on 11/30/2004 10:58:58 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ((Free Tommy Chong!)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Milan Kundera. Awful, awful stories ready-made for the prosac set.

Reminds me of.... John Kerry.

15 posted on 11/30/2004 11:07:48 PM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: GVgirl
Yeah.

I don't know why a nation that produced a writer the caliber of Franz Kafka has to go around bragging about someone like Kundera .

16 posted on 11/30/2004 11:12:51 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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