From an old SNL news skit: "I AM CANADA! FEAR MY WRATH!" hahaha...fear my barren tundra,more likely. I grew up about 1 hour from the Canadian border in NY, and people went to visit Canada for 2 reasons:their strippers are wilder, and marijuana is their only cash crop.
No kidding, when I was a kid, (a long time ago) that is why we went to the States.