[FBD]

Landru:"Wouldn't have wanted y'all to miss this one."
Scholar: Geez pal--you knew I was sick and you sent me this?? My recovery will be set back at least another day!"

Cheer up scholar!
Here's a magazine to read, while you convaless...
Landru might like it too, cause it's got a frisky little Polish gal on the cover! ;^D >DOINK!<Please Note: >Doink< is Copyright Property of Landru Inc.

[Landru]

"Landru might like it too, cause it's got a frisky little Polish gal on the cover!"

HA!!!!

Ummmmm, izzat Monica LewinskY??
The "Fiery Pepperpot" & notorious player of an infamous left leaning skin flute?

Well bucko, how would a Welshman know names ending with a 'sky' are probably a German Jew, as opposed to ending with a 'ski', which "is" Polish.
~huh?

You may (_x_) , 'K?

>DOINK!<

...the real thing, (_E=MC²_)

[scholar]

Ha!--Monica should have ever looked that good. BTW--is the cigar in the Clintoon Prevaricator Library of Infamy?? Bubba was exceptional alright--unfortunately, I can't use the exceptional adjectives to describe that POS on this forum.